skeddy.net   The dripping tap….

So you want me to fix your computer do you?

First, let’s get some questions out of the way, so that I’ll be able to diagnose your problem:

1. Have you installed Kazaa?
2. Have you installed Limewire?
3. Do you know what Spybot is?
4. Do you know what Ad-aware is?
5. Have you recently been told your computer is infected and a little box has offered to clean it for you?
6. Do you always use Google to search for torrents and go to the first one at the top of the search results?
7. Have you been searching for “amature homemade webcam” in Google and going to the first result listed?
8. Have you been searching for “amature homemade webcam” in Google and going to the second result listed?
9. Have you been searching for “amature homemade webcam” in Google and going to the third result listed?
10. Have you bought a game from a shop in the last 4 weeks (You know, actually walking to a shop and handing over some cash for it) or did you just “download it”?
11. Does your child/husband/you stay up late to finish their “homework”/”report”?
12. Has someone sent you a special picture on MSN?
13. Are you using Windows?

How did you score?

Oh . . . . did you? Well, I’m going to be here for about an 2 hours sorting this out, so pop me open a cold beer, and prepare child/husband/yourself for a kicking.

You’ve been pwned. Again.